Mime Campf

Starring

I’ll contact Mel Gibson but I dare say I’ll end up doing it myself.

Idea

I act out Mein Kampf in total silence. And a pair of hot pink hot pants.

Hopefully, this new interpretation of the text will undermine Hitler’s arguments so completely that his followers will chill right out.

If we’re really lucky, it’ll encourage at-risk-youths out of their little skinhead gangs and into the performing arts.

'Really lucky' might be a bit of a push. The world doesn’t need more actors.

Problems

I don’t have a copy of the book and I would expect to be put on a watch list if I bought one.

Solution

Use my mum’s credit card.