Do you have a nectar card?
No. Sometimes for fun, I like to tell the cashier that my wife has it. She doesn’t.
Do you want fries with that?
Invariably. Actually, make that always.
Short, tall, grande or vente?
Small.
Where are you from?
A green place. I now reside in a grey place.
Can I Play on My Computer?
No. And don't bother asking me again today.
What do you do for a living?
Come on, mate. Throw me a bone.
Ronaldo or messi?
Nile Ranger.
Have you been scratching it?
No. Yes. Alright, maybe a bit.