Citizen Kane

Starring

England captain Harry Kane.

Idea

Tottenham striker Harry Kane looks back at the history of watchmaker Citizen.

OR

Harry Kane stars in a hard-hitting documentary on the struggles of Tottenham residents desperately trying to gain British citizenship.

Must be said, however, that my experience of rich English people suggests that they don't care much for the plight of 'ethnics' and/or 'the poor', so we'll probably go with the first idea. 

Problems

I don't have Harry Kane's number. 

Solutions

Look it up in the White Pages.