Five Devon Facts
Devon is a popular holiday destination.
If you're heading there this year, be aware of the following:
1) Taxis and dentists do not exist in Devon. Well, dentists might but, from what I saw, they don't do a lot of work.
2) Not all sheep make the same noise. Some can be heard saying “dad”, “no” and “David”.
3) Devon is morally bankrupt. If you’re not having an affair, you’re divorced.
4) Casual racism is referred to as “conversation”. Similarly, drink driving is contracted to “driving”.
5) Freelance means unemployed.
I hope this helps you enjoy a great trip.