Sweet Chilli High

Starring

Jamie Oliver and his new range of condiments

Idea

Jamie Oliver sets off on another crusade to save the youth of today.

The difference this time is that he's not trying to improve their diet: he's trying to stop them from taking drugs (while abandoning all his principles).

Oliver will travel from school to school demonstrating that his new, super sweet, created just for the show, own-brand sweet chilli sauce is more uplifting than snorting a brick of heroine.

Of course, I have no idea if this is true.

What I do know is that Jamie could use a few quid, nothing sells better than sugar and the launch of a range of popular condiments might just help him switch the electricity back on in his Hampstead castle.

Problems

Jamie Oliver has always had a quarrel with sugar.

Solutions

Show him his bank balance.