Comedians in Cars Getting Crushed
Starring
Jerry Seinfeld and a series of sycophantic comic actors
Idea
This show will mirror the format of the inexplicably successful show Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee.
Seinfeld will drive a fancy car to the residence of his "hilarious" guests and will take them some place awful for a coffee as normal.
The key difference here, however, is that the car in which they are travelling is fitted with a GPS tracker. The data from that tracker is shared on Google Maps or similar.
Members of the public are then invited to locate and ram into said car before the show finishes.
Since I don't dislike the programme enough to actually want anyone to come to any harm, we should probably fit these vintage cars with some very effective safety features.
Perhaps we could also have the host and his guests wear a helmet. That way we won't hear what they are saying.
Problems
I don't know how to share someone's location on Google Maps.
Solutions
Accept all new privacy statements and put my phone in the boot.