Nike Heir Jordan

Starring

Jordan

The Bowerman family

Peter Andre, Dwight Yorke, Dane Bowers et al.

Idea

Former (former?) glamour model Jordan has one simple goal: to become the heir apparent to the Nike fortune.

She also has one route to success: her feminine charm.

(Note, I could have said something lewd there. Points for decorum, please.)

I am expecting that she will use all her celebrity, former lovers’ contacts to gain access to the Bowerman brothers (Messrs. Nike).

I have no idea how that will go but I am keen to watch on, preferably from a darkened room.

Scary stuff is always better with the lights out.

Problems

I can’t afford any curtains.

Solutions

Get a job at Nike Town.