Dew-On McGregor

Starring

Ewan McGregor

Idea

Scottish motorcycle enthusiast McGregor sleeps on the floor, without any camping equipment, in the great outdoors for a month.

We then count the number of dew drops on his person each morning and keep a tally.

I’ll be honest and say that I’m not really sure what we stand to learn from this one.

I kind of just want to see what happens to him.

Sorry, Ewan, mate. I just can’t see us clicking.

At least this way, I’ll get something out of the relationship we don’t currently have.

Problems

I am not a morning person.

Solution

Take loads of drugs and work out how to choose life and not a lie-in every day of the week.