NBA Jam

Starring

Michael Jordan

Idea

Basketball legend-cum-Hollywood embarrassment Michael Jordan needs a change.

Tired of the trappings of fame, he gives away his riches, moves to a cottage in the Cotswolds and starts an artisanal jam business.

We watch on as he plummets head first into a world of debt before returning to the celebrity circuit via Love Island.

The end.

Problems

I’m not sure how I could convince him to give away his riches.

Solutions

Send him a really nice jam sandwich and take it from there.