Counting Carbs

Starring

Tom Cruise

Dustin Hoffman

Idea

We put the band back together for a fly-on-the-wall documentary about Cruise’s dietary habits.

And by that I mean Hustin Doffman keeps tabs on the number of carbs Tommy boy eats every day for a year. Actually, make it a decade.

My guess is seven.

Problems

I don’t know if Hoffman is all that good at counting. I mean, I think he was acting.

Solutions

Just assume that I was right with seven.