Robert de Janeiro

Starring

Robert De Niro

Idea

Bobby Deano walks down every single street in Rio. Carrying a huge wad of cash. In January (brush up on your Portuguese if you’re not getting it).

I guess we have a camera crew follow him but I don’t think that’s mandatory. He could probably live stream it from his phone, assuming, of course, his advanced years don’t preclude him from benefitting from that kind of functionality.

Problems

I think Rio can get a bit hairy.

Solutions

Give him a razor (and a way out).