Depplegänger

Starring

Johnny Depp

Idea

While filming the latest instalment of the Pirates of the Caribbean on location in Australia, Johnny Deep takes time out from his punishing schedule to contest a Johnny Depp lookalike competition in a local bar.

To his absolute disgust, he finishes second.

Depp then embarks on an hour-long journey (real time) to find the winner.

He uses any lulls in his quest to consume a potentially lethal cocktail of drugs and alcohol.

When finally he succeeds in his charge, he comes to realise just how infuriating it is to be in Johnny Depp's company and tosses himself into the ocean.

Problems

This could require some intense camera trickery.

Solutions

Go back to school and learn how to be a plumber.