Sons of Allergy

Starring

Ron Perlman

Charlie Hunnam

Katey Sagal

Idea

These three leading lights of stage and screen travel around the UK on motorbikes trying to organise a procession to raise money for medicine for children suffering with hay fever.

I'll probably have them skip a trip to Belfast.

Got a bit ugly last time they were there (even though 90% of the footage was actually filmed in Los Angeles).

Problems

Might get a bit of resistance from the government agency responsible for motorways and arterial routes.

Solution

Do it anyway and if it kicks off, let Perlman slap them about with his arthritic hands.