Angela Markle

Starring

Meghan Markle
Angela Merkel

Idea

This show can be described in four words:

Merkel. Markle. Job swap.

The purpose of the show is equally uncomplicated:

To sweeten the embittered relations between the EU and the UK.

Of course, there is a risk that once in power, Merkel will swing foreign policy her way and that Markle will cause a continent-wide furore by inviting her dad over for dinner, but this is a chance I am willing to take.

I also think it wise that the two stars wear each other’s clothes as they go about their business.

You know, to keep it broad.

Problems

I don’t have contact details for either party.

Solutions

Tweet Nigel Farage and offer him a fixer’s fee.