Thierry Ennui

starring

All the Sky Sports commentators

idea

On the eve of the World Cup, a string of high-profile, successful, former footballers sit down to discuss their favourite Thierry Henry moments. 

The twist is that they are not picking their favourite goals: they’re reminiscing about the most boring things the man has ever said on TV. 

My concern here is that there will be too many moments to list.

But then I also expect the World Cup to be a huge disappointment so there’s an outside chance this will get picked up.

problems

I’d probably need to speak to Henry about the project

solution

Chatting to him may cause me to slit my wrists and throw myself under a bus