50 Scent

Starring

Curtis Jackson aka 50 Cent aka Fiddy

Idea

Jackson takes time out from his busy schedule to walk us through fifty of his favourite smells. 

I can confirm that these will include fresh linen, a puppy's breath and his own genitals.

They may or may not also include the smell of money, bankruptcy and then of money after bankruptcy, which is apparently altogether sweeter.

I am particularly looking forward to hearing the language he uses to describe the smells.

Well, have you ever tried to describe an odour without comparing it to another?

Basically impossible. 

Problems

I don't know if the man has a sense of humour.

Solution

Convince him that a sense of humour is probably more valuable than a sense of smell.