John’s Barn

Starring

John Barnes

The farmers of England

The Idea

Football superstar John Barnes traverses the country in search of the best barn in all the land.

That’s it. Maybe, and only if it’s necessary, we could have him travel on a push bike.

I’m not saying he needs the exercise. You said that.

Problems

Given his outspoken views on race and how backwards rural England can be, I have a feeling this could get fruity.

Solutions

Go back to my white life of privilege and pretending that I don’t see colour.