Matthew Peri-Peri

Starring

Matthew Perry

Idea

Ex-television legend Matthew Perry launches a new line of hot sauce. We make sure we are there to film its journey to household name.

I think a nice payoff would be that the secret ingredient is the man’s tears.

I’m speculating about what might make him cry but an educated guess would point in the direction of number-of-roles-in-the-post-Friends-era.

Still, if this works, the secret ingredient could be tears of joy.

Problems

I don’t know how to make hot sauce on an industrial scale.

Solutions

Reach out to five close friends in the hope they can dig me out of a hole and make me feel, you know, valid.