Mortgage Freeman

Starring

Morgan Freeman

Idea

Hollywood star Morgan Freeman teaches the world how to break free from the shackles of a lifetime of debt.

I expect this one will run and run.

Not because it’s good, though. The man talks very slowly.

Hopefully, we’ll get to the bottom of it before said lifetime of debt expires.

Problems

I suspect Freeman’s answer might be to become a very rich actor (and/or God).

Solutions

Keep renting until I can’t afford it, then look for a spot under the bridge at Finsbury Park station and pray for salvation.