The Grassy Noel

Starring

Noel Edmonds

Idea

TV-legend-cum-serial moaner Noel Edmonds shows us just how bad things can get when he grasses up everyone who has ever wronged him in any way.

Like, I’m talking jumping the queue at the self-service checkouts type of thing.

We can make it like the Cook Report, and by that I mean he’ll confront his aggressors in front of a camera.

We’re not expecting to be able to move the authorities into action.

Problems

There's just no knowing how long Noel’s list could be.

Solutions

Take the Banker’s opening offer and put the money towards his HBOS fund.