Colm Inches

Starring

Colm Meaney

Idea

We film Irish thespian Meaney as he spends a week trying to get as close as humanly possible to the most beautiful women in Hollywood without winding up in court on a #MeToo charge.

To be honest, it’ll do the show no harm if that’s where it goes.

What? I’m just saying I’m open to approaching it without a plan.

Problems

I can’t afford a flight to Los Angeles.

Solutions

Play the role of Meaney myself and apply some budget DeepFake effects in post.