Imitatio Christie

Starring

Me

Idea

I put a modern twist on the age-old ideal of living like Jesus (Imitatio Christi) by modelling my existence on fallen sprint superstar Lengthford Christie.

This involves me dedicating each breath to reaching peak athletic performance then just taking a load of drugs when everything has been achieved.

Really not the worst idea anyone’s ever had.

Problems

I’m already past it and I was never that quick to begin with.

Solutions

See if I can introduce a drugs angle into the Messiah story.