Little Red Courgette

Starring

Prince… Harry

Idea

The artist formerly known as the Duke of Sussex takes us on a culinary journey through sound.

Episodes will include Purple Quiche Lorraine, Raspberry Purée, When Cloves Dry and I Could Fry Pork Juice.

No idea what will happen in any of these but I’m game if you are.

Problems

I heard a rumour there were some problems with Prince’s will.

Solutions

Tell Princess Will to focus on the royal family and leave us to work in peace.