Dick Turban

Starring

Dick Cheney

Idea

We put Cheney in a headwrap, on horseback and in possession of an antiquated pistol before ordering him to interact with the traffic on America’s highways.

If he can get anyone to stop, he is encouraged to promote tolerance by imparting the cultural significance of his garb.

There is every chance this will culminate in a bloodbath but nobody said entertainment should be easy.

Problems

I don’t think you’re supposed to travel at the minute.

Solutions

Inject him with disinfectant and send him on his way.