Alicia Got Your Keys

Starring

Alicia Keys

Idea

Soulstress Keys dedicates her social media channels to putting a positive spin on events caused by the pandemic (‘at least ya got your keys’).

That’s it, really.

It’ll be interesting to see just how attuned she is to the plight of actual people.

And by interesting, I mean I hope she biffs it.

For popularity’s sake.

Problems

I don’t really know if it’s possible to take any positives from the current situation.

Solutions

Mention @AliciaKeys in my suicide Tweet.