The Floor is Lavazza

Starring

George Clooney

Idea

We film Clorge Gooney as he tries to empty a packet of fresh coffee into a jar without spilling a single grain.

It’s actually really hard to do.

And I think it’d be good for him to slum it like the rest of us. Nespresso idiot.

Problems

The media tells me he lives in Italy and I can’t afford to travel right now.

Solutions

Stop dying my hair, get a job pretending to be a doctor and see how it plays out.