Fan Fiction

Starring

James Dyson

Idea

Dame Jyson reinvents his favourite stories. But worse.

His successes suggest he’s a Dambusters kinda guy but I wouldn’t be surprised if he was a bit American History Brexit.

Also, something to do with vacuums and nobody hearing you scream.

Problems

I don’t think I like the bloke.

Solution

Keep that to myself and apply for another job at Dyson.