Pontius Pilates
Starring
Chris Pontius (aka Party Boy)
Idea
Pointy Chris travels Jerusalem offering free Pilates classes in some weird attempt to atone for the murder of the Son of Man by someone with a vaguely similar name.
I dunno.
Problems
This might be a crap idea.
Solutions
Dress him in some Speedos and a dickie bow and nail him to a cross for ages.