Mick's Demotions

Starring

Mick Hucknell aka Simply Red

Idea

Copper-top crooner Hick Mucknell reneges on a long-standing, very public agreement never to talk about money.

Catch is, it’s your finances he wants to discuss, not his.

Specifically how you are going to have to accept less money and/or a more diminished role to keep your job in a pandemic-ravaged economy.

It’s coming.

Problems

It's difficult to gauge how people will react to receiving this news from someone so privileged.

Solutions

Suggest to Mick that it's time to stop holdin’ back the years and get a haircut. That way people will just think he’s some bloke.