Quran Quran

Starring

Simon Le Bon

Idea

Simon Le Bon Bon goes through the holy text line by line and breaks it down for all those who are as yet unfamiliar.

I’m not sure I need to add anything to that. Sometimes you’ve got to give an idea room to breathe.

Problems

I doubt Le Bon has the knowledge to perform in this role. I am sceptical we would ever have the budget to fix that.

Solutions

Call the man and tell him that there is indeed something he should know and that is this great idea has unfortunately come undone and that maybe he should save a prayer until he’s immersed himself in the teachings of Islam.