Jony Ive Shrunk the Kids

Starring

Jony Ive

Idea

We (I) start an internet rumour that the iPhone’s touch display sucks growth hormones from the fingertips of young people and pumps them directly into Tim Cook’s morning smoothie.

I can’t imagine we’ll have any issues getting traction on this.

Problems

I think Jony Ive is in political exile in an undisclosed location.

Solutions

Airtag.