Social Media Influenza

Starring

I don’t know the names of any social media influencers? Jake Paul? He’ll do.

Idea

We organise a glamorous get together for the world’s biggest social media personalities.

Then, we infect Paul Jake with a standard flu strain and get hm to mix with everyone in the hope that they all get mildly sick and require a week away from their phones.

I just want a week off from feeling old.

Problems

I’m heaps old.

Solutions

Blabber on about my harrowing descent into middle age on social media for f*****g ages.