Cream, Abdul-Jabbar

Starring

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Idea

There are several ways we could have gone with this one.

But in the end, I think we can just have him scouring the globe in search of the world’s best cream.

Come on, mate. Kids read this. Probably.

Problems

The internet says the bloke is in his 70’s. How did that happen?

Solutions

Make it a search for anti-aging cream instead (but still have him walk the earth alone. See if the cream can reverse that part of the aging process.)