Captain Plan It

Starring

The bloke who played Captain Planet

Idea

Said bloke gives up on his mission to reverse climate change in favour of helping kids plan for Armageddon.

I’m talking practical advice like: ‘run up as much debt as you possibly can’ and ‘OnlyFans, everyone’.

That type of thing.

problems

I don’t know the bloke’s name let alone where to find him.

solutions

Buy another new iPad on finance.