Bill Bored

Starring

Bill Nighy

Idea

National Trust asset Nil by EE describes, in graphic detail, every banal advert he’s ever seen.

To make this idea a little tighter, he can do it standing in front of some outdoor advertising on a busy road.

Like the M1.

Problems

I’m not sure how long a man of his age can be on his feet for.

Solutions

Think of another, more attainable idea that he’ll love, actually.