The Texas Book Suppository

Starring

Kevin Costner

Idea

We invite ol’ KC to Dallas, Texas to see if he can’t solve the riddle of who shot Jayeffkay by ‘ingesting’ a load of books about it.

Nothing more to add, Your Honour.

Problems

Not sure why K Cost would be up for subjecting his backside to this kind of treatment.

Solutions

Show him his bank balance and that of the highest paid star on OnlyFans.