Headphone Jack

starring

Jack Nicholson

A host of angry celebrities

Idea

Jack Nicholson talks to the great and the good of Hollywood about the hardships they have faced since the 3.5mm audio connection on smartphones was rendered all but obsolete.

To be honest, I expect him to struggle as almost every celebrity imaginable has gladly made the transition to wireless Beats headphones.

Did you think I was going to say because he can’t remember his own name anymore?

That’s just mean. I would never commit that to paper.

Problems

I don’t know how well connected Jack Nicholson is. 

solution

Force him to swallow a wireless transceiver and add him to my home network.