Neil the Grass Tyson

Starring

Neil deGrasse Tyson’s parents

Idea

I interview the parents of mind-bending astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson to establish once and for all just how many times he was a tattletale in his youth.

Don’t pretend like it hasn’t been bothering you too.

Problems

I can’t be certain, and I’m not about to Google it, but I have a feeling that his parents may have passed.

Solution

Find an intergalactic wormhole, climb into it and go back in time.