Dean Gaffney

Starring

Dean Gaffney

Idea

Legendary Eastenders heart-throb Dean Gaffney is appointed the dean of the University of Cambridge.

That’s it, really.

It’ll be a fly-on-the-wall documentary. I expect it will reveal a lot about class attitudes in the UK.

I’ll be honest and say I don’t find such shows very interesting.

But you might.

Problems

I don’t know whether Dean has the faculties to occupy such a challenging role.

Solution

Teach him how to make everything about his accent (and consequently a class issue) so nobody will be able to oust him.