Did You Know that Refreshing Your Instagram...

Did you know that refreshing your Instagram profile exactly 27 times in one hour will generate an extra 1,000 likes for your latest post?

No? So why do you keep pulling down from the top of the screen?

Kidding. I know only too well how fragile and vacuous we are.

Maybe you should try occupying your time by getting a job or calling your dad or reading a book.

Kidding. I know only too well that we lack the heart to do any of these things.