Chrimea River

Starring

Justin Timberlake

Idea

Erstwhile face of wholesome music Justin Timberlake swims the length of all the Chrimean rivers to establish once and for all which can rightly claim to be the best.

For fun, we can set it to a Brittney Spears soundtrack.

Or not. I’ll be too focused on his stroke to care.

Problems

I honestly don’t know where the Chrimea is or who owns it.

Solutions

Call up Scarlett Johansson and see if she’s finally ready to meet.