Knocking on Kevin's Door

Starring

Kevin Spacey

Idea

I film a gang of youths as they play ‘Belfast’ at Kevin Spacey’s house.

If you’re not familiar with the game, it basically involves ringing someone’s doorbell and fleeing before the chime is answered.

The beauty of this reboot is that it has an added element of danger that will set the pulse racing. Or alleged danger, at least.

The show will be open to both male and female applicants.

However, I suspect it is only the lads that will get to enjoy the pure rush of this modern twist on a classic prank.

Problems

There isn’t a channel on earth whose legal team would allow it to commission such a programme.

Solutions

Film it myself, chuck it on YouTube and prepare for a hard fought legal battle.