Day Hog Ground

Starring

Bill Murray

Idea

Hollywood veteran Mill Burray relives his Groundhog Day experience in a coronavirus-inspired reality TV show.

Only this time, he has to do it all in reverse.

In my case, this would mean waking up late, drinking half a litre of scotch, yelling at the kid for being alive, eating way too much dinner, yelling at the kid for not working, snacking, yelling at the kid for not having brushed his teeth, eating way too much lunch, spending hours trying to work out what I should do with my day, yelling at the kid for not having a plan for his day, eating way too much breakfast, having a coffee and going back to sleep with my hand in my pants.

I don’t know what Murray’s routine is like but I can pretty much guarantee that he, like the rest of us, would welcome the variety.

Problems

I am not sure Bill Murray is still working.

Solutions

Yell at the kid.