Don’t Call Me, Baby

Starring

The ex-partners of Baby Spice

Idea

We track down anyone who has ever enjoyed the company of Emma Bunton and question them until we find out the reasons they broke up.

Then we put it all together in such a way that she comes across as a crazy person.

That’s it. Just a bit of light banter.

For the record, I don’t think she is.

She was sitting opposite me on the tube a few weeks back. She smells terrific.

problems

I don’t know how comfortable I am with portraying someone as unhinged for the sake of it.

Solutions

Check my bank balance and see if I can afford to entertain those damned ethics.