Annyeong Ring

Starring

The Korean kid from Arrested Development (he probably has a name but I’m not bothered to search for it).

Idea

We ask the aforementioned bloke to travel around the UK in search of the nation’s best onion ring.

We do so in the hope that his English is limited and that the people he encounters are bigots.

Tried and tested.

Problems

He is probably fluent.

Solution

Tell him to go back to his own country.