Still Bourne

Starring

Matt Damon

Idea

We check in on Jason Bourne, who in this story world is living in witness protection and working as a midwife in Berlin.

Why Germany?

I guess I feel like they’re more likely to allow men to operate in this female-dominated industry.

Plus I don’t think a Bourne movie set in a Sheffield hospital would be very exciting.

Could be completely wrong about that.

Problems

I think the title of this film might be deeply offensive.

Solutions

Pretend I don’t remember who I am.